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Not Your Mother's Shire

Imagine Hamlet crashing into Sharknado. That's the charm of 'Not Your Mother's Shire.' Dive into this dark romantic comedy woven through a fantastical realm dominated by quirky dragons. With about 500k words spread out over 11 thrilling chapters, you're in for an epic ride. Whether you identify as male, female, or non-binary, your journey is entirely your own. Explore diverse relationships, completely player-sexual options, and decide between the Dragonsworn or Dragonfall factions. Embrace (in)finite cosmic powers as you navigate a universe where your choices lead to multiple endings. Each action requires deep thought because, trust me, they matter! This game doesn't just toss you around; it tests your mettle with an opposed stat system - think muscleness vs skillfulness. Welcome to a land of choices where romance and quirky humor dictate your fate. So, buckle up!

Platform:
PC / Mobile
Release Date:
2025-01-01
Updated Date:
2025-04-13
Version:
1.0.0

Not Your Mother's Shire Controls

  • Move: Arrow keys
  • Action: Enter
  • Save: CTRL + S
  • Load: CTRL + L
  • Quit: ESC

Not Your Mother's Shire Features

  • 500k words, 11 chapters

  • Diverse characters: male, female, non-binary

  • 7 player-sexual romantic options

  • Choose your faction: Dragonsworn or Dragonfall

  • Unique cosmic powers system

  • Multiple endings based on choices

  • Engaging relationship meters

  • Opposed stat system

    Reviews

  • "A captivating blend of fun and fantasy!" - Player A

  • "I love the humor mixed with the drama!" - Player B

  • "Choices felt impactful - awesome experience!" - Player C

  • "Unique characters, unforgettable journey!" - Player D

    Tips

  • Engage with all characters to unlock hidden plots

  • Pay attention to relationship meters

  • Experiment with different faction choices

  • Save often to explore multiple endings

  • Embrace the humor, it adds depth!

    Not Your Mother's Shire In-Game Screenshots

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